Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Well, I thought I'd have a few years before my wife would even begin to entertain thoughts of having me done in, but I forgot how much of a go getter Jackie is! This morning she decided to try to get me in the shower.

There I am, rinsing off, eyes closed and all, and a feel a hand grab my butt! I freak out, scream like a little girl and dart forward. My right foot flies in the air, and in a moment of complete awesome ninja-ness I somehow find my grip and balance on my left foot. She then proceeds to fall to the ground laughing hysterically.

It seems I will have to watch my backside more carefully in the coming days...

3 comments:

  1. jackie and dan.April 21, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    I can't believe I haven't found this little gem until today! Here I am sitting at work, minding my own business, when I break into a LOUD and HYSTERICAL fit of laughter from reading this. Thank you, it was great...but not as great as the actual event. Love ya, babe!

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  2. Kathi AtheyMay 3, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    WOW! You two are. . .umm. . .newlyweds! That's it! This is pretty funny! I'm glad you didn't fall on your tailbone and break it!

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  3. JenMay 9, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Awesome. She's awesome. That's all there is to it. I'm glad you finally got in touch with your inner ninja... unlike the time that you kicked at Kevin with one foot while your other foot was in his hand.... *snicker*

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